I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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