i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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