I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my being single is dangerous.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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