Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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