The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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