Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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