Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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