Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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