im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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