You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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