It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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