i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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