I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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