do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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