We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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