So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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