When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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