So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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