Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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