I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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