U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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