I must be too annoying 4 u.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
