Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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