Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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