NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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