I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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