Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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