She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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