no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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