i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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