That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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