? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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