I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i believe in u and ur pee
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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