I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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