This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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