You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Buhtt sex?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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