You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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