lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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