my vag is so smooth its legendary
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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