So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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