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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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