Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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