She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
