i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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