Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
