Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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