Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
