What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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