nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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