She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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