FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
