Are we in a gay sports bar?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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