I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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