Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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