I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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