question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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