i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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