u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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